Tuesday, September 29, 2009

The Science Behind Fuifui Moimoi

Tiny. That's what we call him. Tiny.
Ha. Ha.
Eels fans, you get it.

Stevenson writes about
Catching concrete.
"Imagine standing, looking at the sky." Catching concrete.
EELS FANS, YOU GET IT.
No fucker dare
Catch concrete. Or Tiny.
EELS FANS, YOU GET IT.

Broken,
Evergreen
Hero.
Indiscriminate
Neanderthal (but not in a
Derogatory way).

Forced
Up, tucked
Into
Fragrant
Underarms,
I'm

Me. I miss
Openings, I cringe at hits,
I'm me. I'm the ball. I'm
More
Old-school, than you,
I'm me. I'm Fui. I'm Fui.


Andrew Stevenson's article,"The Science behind Parramatta's Secret WMD", can be found here.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

The Fev at The Brownlow

Thirsty?
Here.
Enjoy this

Frosty,
Effervescent
VB.

And
Tune in

Tonight, 'cause I'm
Hosting an
Evening of laughs, a

Bawdy,
Rollicking
Occasion.
With
No
Losers,
Only
Winners. Only me.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Jive's Triumphant Return: "Women's Sand Wrestling: The Bowling Ball Grip"

Wild
On's on, 
Mum. 
Everyone's 
Nearly 
Set. 

Send for chips, 
And 
Nachos, and
Dip. 

Wanton 
Rebels, 
Elegant 
Soceresses 
Taking
Lessons
In 
Not exposing your
G:

Tide of 
Hedonism, 
Existentialism, full

Blown
Opportunistic
Wager
Leaning
Into a
Not-so
Good

Breeze. 
Allay my fears. 
Lean
Left. 

Great
Roast potatoes Mum, love this night. 
It's 
Peachy.