The Science Behind Fuifui Moimoi

Tiny. That's what we call him. Tiny.
Ha. Ha.
Eels fans, you get it.

Stevenson writes about
Catching concrete.
"Imagine standing, looking at the sky." Catching concrete.
EELS FANS, YOU GET IT.
No fucker dare
Catch concrete. Or Tiny.
EELS FANS, YOU GET IT.

Broken,
Evergreen
Hero.
Indiscriminate
Neanderthal (but not in a
Derogatory way).

Forced
Up, tucked
Into
Fragrant
Underarms,
I'm

Me. I miss
Openings, I cringe at hits,
I'm me. I'm the ball. I'm
More
Old-school, than you,
I'm me. I'm Fui. I'm Fui.


Andrew Stevenson's article,"The Science behind Parramatta's Secret WMD", can be found here.